December 2011
6 posts
I was standing outside of a coffeehouse today
and I heard two people talking, and one of them said to the other, “Yeah man, life’s too short to smoke bad weed” and then took a long drag of his cigarette. And then I said “Life’s too short to ride most theme park rides.”
The only differences between men and women are the...
For instance, men usually have Basset Hounds on their laps, and women are more partial to Pomeranians.
I wanna be a rock superstar.
To live large. A big house, five cars. To be in charge.
But mainly I just wanted heated tiles in the bathroom.
So, I decided to cover “Electrocution”...