Today I was in line at the gas station to buy gas. The lady in front of me started talking about voting, and the lady in another line replied “You’re not going to like me — I’m a tea-partier. I’m all about them grass-roots politics.” The lady in front responded “Hell, I don’t even know what that is. It’s probably all rigged anyway, but I guess I’m an independent.”
And then, before the other lady could reply, the gas station clerk interrupted both of them and said “I think it’d be badass to have a big pro-wrestler dude as president, he’d be like ‘LET’S GO TO WARRRRR!’ And he’d scream a lot and challenge Al-Quaeda to a rematch and hit Osama Bin Laden with a giant metal folding chair. Just saying.”
When it was my turn in line, I asked him if he’d seen the movie Idiocracy. He said no.
