I’m not going to go to the gym.
I’m not going to lift weights.
I’m not going to go on long jogs.
I am going to hang out downtown in normal clothes, and every time I see anyone jogging, I’m going to yell “OH SHIT, THEY’RE COMING!” then I’m going to scream at the top of my lungs and take off running as fast as I can in the same direction until I run out of breath.
I figure there are enough joggers that this should prove to be some good exercise.
