I’m not normally one to bicker about followers, but I lost 6 of you when I posted a picture of myself.
I don’t know whether I should feel self-conscious, bewildered, or proud.
Okay, so right now I have 1,195 followers. My face frightened roughly .05% of those people. So, thinking logically, I can conclude that my face horrifies .05% of the human population. The world population is roughly 6,800,000,000. Which means (if I’m correct), that my face is unbearable to 34 million people. I think that’s kind of awesome.
You people are rude though. If I were following someone and they posted a picture of their face (and I hated it), I would at least wait until they posted something else before I unfollowed them.
It’s because of the haircut isn’t it? I knew it.
