Oh, ha-ha! I see you sitting there in the corner, beauty.
Sipping softly on hot coffee, glancing passively at passerby.
Ha-ha! See me? Drooling maybe on a barstool?
Of course not, don’t be silly!
Ha-ha, sophisticated woman! I love the idea of you.
You present it perfectly, scarf and Ray-Ban eye protection.
Worried the dim lights might scar your pretty retina?
See me approaching? Of course you do — prepare, prepare!
Oh, I see that book napping on your table,
the bait maybe? The promise of an interesting conversation,
must be the lure, I’m sure it goes well with your slim smokes.
Bartender, give me a tequila! Sophisticated woman waiting!
Ha-ha!