i see
you have
noticed my
diamond encrusted
cross. i like to call it
“ice” but don’t be fooled,
they’re really diamonds. oh…
and this is a tall-tee with
the pink panther on it surrounded
by falling money. i wear it because i
am quite wealthy and like the finely tuned
comedic writing that the pink panther is known
for. would you like to go to the food court sometime?
we could get some teriyaki chicken and french fries to go
and have a picnic next to DDR. i’d buy something nice from
bath and body works. i like my women to smell like fruit and vegetables.
i want my girl to smell like a mixture of V8 and starburst. i work on a tater tot
farm.
Hahahahahahahahaha… oh man… “i like my women to smell like fruit and vegetables.”
