FUCK BEING IN LOVE
Since I’ve been losing a lot of followers lately, I figured I’d speed up the process and post the most bitter song I’ve ever written. Here are the lyrics:
one time me and my friends made some noise in the basement
we thought we were a band
and at our first show we sounded like shit
‘cause the sound guy wouldn’t lend us a hand
now I’ve grown and I’ve loved many women
and tasted the taste of the land
but I remember one night I was drunk
in a bar with a girl on my hand
fuck being in love
fuck it all, I’ve had enough
fuck being in love
fuck it all, it just plain sucks
now I sit in the cellar with the wine
and the cigarettes coating my throat
and I’m bitter but no longer blind
I don’t need no one to float my boat
now I’ve grown and I’ve loved many women
and tasted the taste of the land
and I remember one night I was stupid
and let a girl just take my hand
fuck being in love
fuck it all, I’ve had enough
fuck being in love
fuck it all, it just plain sucks
now I sense a sensation familiar
I remember it like riding a bike
yeah, sure, I could take a chance with her
and you know, I just might
but I remember one night I was drunk
in a bar with a girl on my hand
and I remember as good as it felt
I was dealt with an awful end
fuck being in love
fuck it all, I’ve had enough
fuck being in love
fuck it all, it just plain sucks