why you up in my bidness

Hey guys, if you’re in the Cincinnati area or can be, come...

Thu, 24 May 2012 12:17:00 -0500

Hey guys, if you’re in the Cincinnati area or can be, come see me! I’ll be handing out free awkward winks. By the way, what do you guys think of my shitty Illustrator skills?

Colin Weaver - Remember Spring

Tue, 15 May 2012 21:38:03 -0500

Colin Weaver - Remember Spring

veintebri: colinweaver: I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met...

Tue, 08 May 2012 21:50:40 -0500

veintebri:

colinweaver:

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met anybody who flexes all of their muscles as hard as they can and poses every time they’re preparing food.

That is food, isn’t it? Or is it some weird art thing. Man, am I out of the loop on all this tumblr shit.

hush any man who cooks and cooks without a shirt and looks good while cooking without a shirt is a man of mine

actually, i’m quite simple
if a man cooks with me, i like him 1000%

But what if he has lots of sexually transmittable diseases and screams obscenities at you when you aren’t in the mood to ride on the back of his Harley-Davidson (which you wouldn’t mind, except you burn your legs on the exhaust pipes because he has them exposed so his motorcycle is louder)?

And finally, when you arrive home with second degree burns on your legs, mosquitos in your hair, and the smell of unwashed man-odor lingering around you like an ominous rain-cloud of rotten eggs, he takes off his shirt and begins to cook you what appears to be a mixture of stale dough and salt. He makes a huge mess all over the marble counter you spent $1230 on at IKEA, spits in his concoction a couple times to make it a bit more shapeable, cuts it into pseudo-pizza slices, and then farts a couple times filling the air with the scent of the leftover bacon cheeseburger with extra mayo he ate for breakfast. He flexes his muscles while he’s cutting your meal and says, “Yeah babe, you like it when I flex, don’t you?”

He then insists on you eating the entire thing, even though it tastes terrible, and orders you to clean up the mess in the kitchen, lest you want another agonizing ride on his chopper.

Your friends constantly ask you what it is you see in him, and you proudly reply, “hush any man who cooks and cooks without a shirt and looks good while cooking without a shirt is a man of mine”

Wow.

Tue, 08 May 2012 14:56:42 -0500

Wow.

Caledonian Antisyzygy: False consciousness

Wed, 02 May 2012 15:42:44 -0500

Caledonian Antisyzygy: False consciousness:

antisyzygy:

The Occupy “movement” has become, in essence, a code of false consciousness. Believing that small, disorganized gatherings in a few cities on one day is going to have even the most meager impact on the vastness of global capitalism is to hide from the reality of the situation.

I’ve heard…

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met anybody who...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 14:03:36 -0500

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met anybody who flexes all of their muscles as hard as they can and poses every time they’re preparing food.

That is food, isn’t it? Or is it some weird art thing. Man, am I out of the loop on all this tumblr shit.

Colin Weaver - Don’t Belong New song! If you like it,...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:53:03 -0500

Colin Weaver - Don’t Belong

New song! If you like it, please visit my music page and download it for FREE!

Lyrics:

you don’t wanna play these games with me
I got patience for miles but it don’t come cheap
whiskey and sadness are the common themes
I don’t belong in your arms
I don’t belong in your dreams

I’ve been kicked around more than you’d care to know
been sabotaged, beat up and left alone
I got the scars to prove it and you’d better believe
I don’t belong in your heart
I don’t belong in your dreams

romance and madness, the poor man’s drug
whatever that is, it left the heart rough
getting lost in the war, it ain’t ever enough
we don’t belong in our hearts
we don’t belong in love
I don’t belong in your arms
it’s just way too tough

way up north where the sun don’t shine
it was winter in summer and I made you mine
I was falling real hard until you showed your teeth
you don’t belong in my arms
you don’t belong in my dreams

I’m going back to that old bar stool
you’re just a little old fish in a big ol’ pool
we never did nothing except for disagree
I don’t belong to you
you don’t belong to me

romance and madness, the poor man’s drug
whatever that is, it made the heart rough
getting lost in the war, it ain’t ever enough
we don’t belong in our hearts
we don’t belong in love
I don’t belong in your arms
it’s just way too tough

COLIN WEAVER - Radio Static New song! Complete with drums, bass,...

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:10:06 -0500

COLIN WEAVER - Radio Static

New song! Complete with drums, bass, electric guitar, and a quickly done mix!

God damnit

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:02:21 -0500

Take off that god damn animated gif sparkly bullshit background! This isn’t a club in 1984! They didn’t even have animated gifs in 1984! You do realize that when people click on your page and are confronted with your shitty flashy overwhelming background, no one goes, “Oh wow, that’s really neat!”

Reactions to Peeta telling Caeser that Katniss is pregnant.

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 12:04:37 -0500

Fans:

Mrs. Everdeen:

Prim:

Mrs. Mellark:

Mr. Mellark:

Katniss:

Gale:

The Capitol:

Haymitch:

You know you’re getting old when you have no idea what the fuck any of this means.

It’s Saturday and it’s raining and I’m...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 16:02:43 -0500

It’s Saturday and it’s raining and I’m listening to soul 45’s and it’s like therapy you don’t need but welcome anyway.

Free Records!

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:53:52 -0500

Just so you know people, if you want yer free record after you like my music page, you’ve gotta tell me where to send it! I’m not psychic!

Thanks to everyone who has participated so far, I’ll be sending out records soon!

Here’s a song I’m working on! I’ll be in the...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:12:00 -0500

Here’s a song I’m working on! I’ll be in the studio recording drums for this song tomorrow, I can’t wait. Wanna know what I used to record these tracks?

- GarageBand
- M-Audio Fast Track
- SM-48
- Squier Strat
- Squier J-Bass

No amps, just some free amp-emulation plugins in garageband. The bass was ringing like crazy so I put some flatwound strings on it and put some foam up against the bridge. I complain a lot about not having nice gear, but the fact of the matter is that I don’t NEED it. Nice gear is a luxury, and I’m lucky to have this stuff as it is. This mix is rough by the way, I haven’t really bothered seriously mixing it because I’m waiting until I get the drums recorded. Hope you enjoy!

Song is called “Nothing I Can Do”

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:25:31 -0500

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Come on tumblr, nobody wants a free record?! Ridiculous!

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:23:00 -0500

Come on tumblr, nobody wants a free record?! Ridiculous!

Let's play a game, tumblr. Who wants a free record?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 14:22:28 -0500

The next 10 people who “like” my facebook music page and give my stuff a listen will get a free random LP in the mail.

By LP I don’t mean one of my albums, I mean an actual vinyl record from my collection! I have ~1200 records right now, so there’s a wide variety to choose from. I will be doing the choosing. You’ll get something good, I promise. If not good, it’ll at least be funny and you’ll be happy to listen to it. Maybe you’ll get a rare Otis Redding record, or maybe you’ll get a copy of Star Wars Disco! (yes, such a thing exists, and it is hilarious), but either way I hope you’ll be happy.

Just go to my music page on facebook here, and when you like it, send me a message on facebook with your tumblr URL and your mailing address, and expect a record to arrive in the mail within the week!

SOUNDS FUN, RIGHT? FREE RECORDS? YEAH!

If for some reason more than ten people like my page, anyone after that can have the consolation prize of an individual, unique song recorded about them or whatever they want. Those songs will be posted here and sent to yer email!

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If anyone wants to talk online, my AIM screen name is iluvdestinyschild

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 14:01:48 -0500

Seriously, that’s what it is.

Colin Weaver - Black Heart

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 03:35:37 -0500

Colin Weaver - Black Heart

it's one of those nights that i write a poem that probably makes sense to no one but me

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 03:25:23 -0500

the rare gesture
of a bird unidentified
singing like a dusty needle,
promises summer stampedes
of my brother humming cicada
heatwaves and the almost cool
of the nighttimes spent on porches
with someone I haven’t met

and then the almost great
days I remembered too soon
but I won’t forget how to swoon for
where I ride, nobody shotgun
window stuck down with the air conditioner
speakers blasting more wasted air
and me dying for the carbon
from a cigarette

why do I remember
every little flicker
of every little hopeful
forever, every little wave of
not ecstasy, but joy
the kind in sunlight
the kind in your smile
the snapshots that never existed
and the songs I always sang
about moments that almost happened

I have to record my songs quietly and that makes me very...

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 03:13:50 -0500

I have to record my songs quietly and that makes me very unhappy. Can’t wait to rent a studio space.

Can’t wait to go to sleep, but I don’t want to go to sleep.